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3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
  • tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
  • tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
  • tyra banks: and they're all of me
  • tyra banks: lol
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Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

randomostrichchocolates:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

(Source: charizzaaa)

In the future. Even though I'm not having kids.

  • My child: Mom I found this book in the attic, it looks old. Should I get rid of it?
  • Me: What's it called?
  • My child: Uhm... "Catching Fire"?
  • Me:
  • My child:
  • Me:
  • My child:
  • Me: Gale, get Katniss and Peeta. I'm going to tell you a story.

Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.

“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”

(Source: brandyway)

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